Real Housewives of New York City: “Subtle like a train crash.”
This episode of Real Housewives of New York opened with Ramona putting ice cubes in her white wine. Ice cubes. In her. White. Wine. Funny, because I thought that only Kim Zolciak was allowed to do that, but I suppose outré drinking habits have spread a...
Gossip Girl: “You know how tortuous it is to find shiny things that aren’t intended for me.”
Ladies and gentleman, our beloved Gossip Girl has become nothing more than a fetid, simpering parody of its former self. I’m not mad, though. Furthest thing from it. This is what we always knew that our dear little show could be – self-ref...
Kell on Earth: “Most people do that over dinner and drinks. I, on the other hand, had a child.”
Programming note: We didn’t forget about Gossip Girl! Our recap of the show’s triumphant return to the airwaves will appear tomorrow, and every week on Wednesdays until Kell On Earth has its finale.
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Project Runway: “This is fashion, honey. And stripper costumes.”
This week, dear readers, Project Runway had one of those oh-so-sublime “alternative materials” challenges. Our top ten (really, they were celebrating that? Top ten is not even making it halfway…) designers were sent to a hardware stor...
Real Housewives of Orange County vs. Real Housewives of New York City – who won Thursday night?
As my fellow recapper Richard Lawson of Gawker said on Twitter last night, two new episodes of Real Housewives in one night is basically my D-Day. Luckily for me, nothing happened on Real Housewives of Orange County except Lynne’s kids acting like...
Real Housewives of Orange County: “What better than getting together with my hoes and my ‘mos and getting day drunk?”
I’m not sure where to begin because I’m not entirely sure that anything happened. I had a nearly impossible time paying attention to this week’s episode of Real Housewives of Orange County, and I’m not even on my post-surgery Vic...
Kell on Earth: “God…I’m too well-behaved.”
How do I even explain how much I love Kell on Earth? I don’t know where to start. I’ve seen a handful of episodes and I already feel like I know these people – I want to sit around the office with them, spontaneously switching into my...
Project Runway: “Life isn’t fair, why should Project Runway be?”
Why in the world did it take so long for Project Runway to come up with the challenge that we had this week? Why hasn’t anyone ever thought of forcing the designers to create a cover look before? They’ve always has a partnership with one ma...
